It's a social commentary
It's a social commentary
ITCH.IO Imbed version RIGHT BELOW...YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE CLICKBAIT BUT IT'S NOT>
HOW TO PLAY!
KEYBOARD AND MOUSE:
Keyboard Directional Buttons ^V<> to move in the corresponding directions. *(The ones with arrows on them on your keyboard, ya know: UP KEY, DOWN KEY, LEFT KEY, RIGHT KEY)
Space Bar is the confirm key and action key. *(THE REALLY BIG BUTTON NEXT TO THE LETTERS)
These are all the buttons you need.
Pick up traditional Mexican food items to gain Pesos, Sombreros and Ponchos Give both pesos and a power up. Oranges give you lives/retries. Run out of Oranges and it's all over.
POWERUPS:
The PONCHO is a defense powerup and will prevent the user's loss of a life if you are hit by enemies, bullets, or hazards.
The SOMBRERO is an attack powerup. Press SPACEBAR to prime it, hold a directional key to aim, and RELEASE THE SPACEBAR to throw the sombrero. It will move forward and then boomerang back to you, but if you move out of it's way it can miss you and you lose that ability until another Sombrero is collected. YOU MUST CATCH THE SOMBRERO OR PAY DEARLY. It can be used to KNOCK OUT ENEMIES.
*In case you are stupid.
This game needs some polish, or to be destroyed. It is a disappointment to God.
BorderUSA: Download
The epic story of a humble orange farmer named pablo who is on a quest to defeat donald trump and make a new life in the USA! (I'm sorry for making this)